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Name	Text
The Wandering Inn	(The Wandering Inn is putting out an open-call for a book marketer/publicist! Find out more details here!)
Noass	Noass.
[News Anchor]	He was a [News Anchor], so he had very good diction despite his clear intoxication thanks to his [Understood By All] Skill. Even Goblins liked watching him—though some of them threw things at the scrying orb because it was dislike-watching.
[Understood By All]	He was a [News Anchor], so he had very good diction despite his clear intoxication thanks to his [Understood By All] Skill. Even Goblins liked watching him—though some of them threw things at the scrying orb because it was dislike-watching.
[Message]	“I’m sick and tired of it. I’m calling a broadcast because we’ve been flooded—this channel—with comments from the audience. [Messages] day after day claiming Sir Relz and I are ‘biased’ as Drakes. Well, you know what?”
Relz Hauscale	“I’m sick and tired of it. I’m calling a broadcast because we’ve been flooded—this channel—with comments from the audience. [Messages] day after day claiming Sir Relz and I are ‘biased’ as Drakes. Well, you know what?”
Noass	Noass took a huge drink out of a canteen and exhaled. You could practically see the fumes drifting from his mouth.
Noass	He slapped the desk as someone tried to pull him off-screen, but Noass refused to go.
Pomle	“And that’s still better than the shitholes they are! Like Pomle. Are they the ‘heroic’ martial artists or a bunch of idiot savages who poked the bear and got hit? They wipe their asses with sand. They don’t even have toilet paper! You want me to talk about bugs in your stupid Nerrhavia’s Fallen? Get a broom and put down some poison. It rains in Desonis, and you’ve got mold? Go bug your [Queen]! Oh wait, you can’t. She’s asleep. Taimaguros? Stupid name. It’s two nations that can’t stop fighting each other. Like an idiot who slaps himself in the head. So stop complaining if I spit facts at you—your nations are bad, and that’s the truth—now let me tell you what I think of Lizardfolk.”
Desonis	“And that’s still better than the shitholes they are! Like Pomle. Are they the ‘heroic’ martial artists or a bunch of idiot savages who poked the bear and got hit? They wipe their asses with sand. They don’t even have toilet paper! You want me to talk about bugs in your stupid Nerrhavia’s Fallen? Get a broom and put down some poison. It rains in Desonis, and you’ve got mold? Go bug your [Queen]! Oh wait, you can’t. She’s asleep. Taimaguros? Stupid name. It’s two nations that can’t stop fighting each other. Like an idiot who slaps himself in the head. So stop complaining if I spit facts at you—your nations are bad, and that’s the truth—now let me tell you what I think of Lizardfolk.”
[Queen]	“And that’s still better than the shitholes they are! Like Pomle. Are they the ‘heroic’ martial artists or a bunch of idiot savages who poked the bear and got hit? They wipe their asses with sand. They don’t even have toilet paper! You want me to talk about bugs in your stupid Nerrhavia’s Fallen? Get a broom and put down some poison. It rains in Desonis, and you’ve got mold? Go bug your [Queen]! Oh wait, you can’t. She’s asleep. Taimaguros? Stupid name. It’s two nations that can’t stop fighting each other. Like an idiot who slaps himself in the head. So stop complaining if I spit facts at you—your nations are bad, and that’s the truth—now let me tell you what I think of Lizardfolk.”
Taimaguros	“And that’s still better than the shitholes they are! Like Pomle. Are they the ‘heroic’ martial artists or a bunch of idiot savages who poked the bear and got hit? They wipe their asses with sand. They don’t even have toilet paper! You want me to talk about bugs in your stupid Nerrhavia’s Fallen? Get a broom and put down some poison. It rains in Desonis, and you’ve got mold? Go bug your [Queen]! Oh wait, you can’t. She’s asleep. Taimaguros? Stupid name. It’s two nations that can’t stop fighting each other. Like an idiot who slaps himself in the head. So stop complaining if I spit facts at you—your nations are bad, and that’s the truth—now let me tell you what I think of Lizardfolk.”
Noass	Someone tried to tackle him. The new Dullahan, Theice, went to grab Noass as he flailed drunkenly at him. The audience heard a few snippets—
Eldavin	Then the broadcast shut off. Needless to say, Eldavin wanted to know who in Wistram had allowed the broadcast to go through—they’d had ten minutes to stop it. He announced Wistram would be investigating the incident, and he shook Telim’s hand and treated the [High Mage] to a lavish dinner that evening.
Telim	Then the broadcast shut off. Needless to say, Eldavin wanted to know who in Wistram had allowed the broadcast to go through—they’d had ten minutes to stop it. He announced Wistram would be investigating the incident, and he shook Telim’s hand and treated the [High Mage] to a lavish dinner that evening.
[High Mage]	Then the broadcast shut off. Needless to say, Eldavin wanted to know who in Wistram had allowed the broadcast to go through—they’d had ten minutes to stop it. He announced Wistram would be investigating the incident, and he shook Telim’s hand and treated the [High Mage] to a lavish dinner that evening.
Noass	After all…it was great television. The numbers on Channel 1 were never higher. Noass’ reputation? Well…Sir Relz had an interesting next morning by himself taking viewer calls all day.
Relz Hauscale	After all…it was great television. The numbers on Channel 1 were never higher. Noass’ reputation? Well…Sir Relz had an interesting next morning by himself taking viewer calls all day.
Noass	But what was more important? The numbers or the commentator? Noass had said what he’d said. How regrettable. Wistram disavowed it. See more on Channel 1, live.
Noass	That morning, Noass’ regrettable comments sparking worldwide furore and condemnation…never reached some of the people he had insulted.
Pomle	Mostly because they didn’t watch the news. Which he probably would have claimed proved his point. But said sand-wiping savages of Pomle were busy.
Orjin	Orjin, the Strongest of Pomle, was sitting in a mud-brick hut that had a cheap roof, it was true. He’d collected the water and mud from the oasis. Found palm leaves, occasionally dueled some of the other members of Pomle over scraps of wood or tumbleweeds, and painstakingly figured out how to make a hut.
Pomle	Orjin, the Strongest of Pomle, was sitting in a mud-brick hut that had a cheap roof, it was true. He’d collected the water and mud from the oasis. Found palm leaves, occasionally dueled some of the other members of Pomle over scraps of wood or tumbleweeds, and painstakingly figured out how to make a hut.
Pomle	Orjin, the Strongest of Pomle, was sitting in a mud-brick hut that had a cheap roof, it was true. He’d collected the water and mud from the oasis. Found palm leaves, occasionally dueled some of the other members of Pomle over scraps of wood or tumbleweeds, and painstakingly figured out how to make a hut.
Pomle	Not by himself. He had copied a kind of design that had been there since Pomle had been founded. You put it along the canyon walls; the old members often had huts like this, if only to store something. Some buried their possessions or dug out part of the canyon to create a cruder cave.

(The Wandering Inn is putting out an open-call for a book marketer/publicist! Find out more details here!)

Noass.

He was a [News Anchor], so he had very good diction despite his clear intoxication thanks to his [Understood By All] Skill. Even Goblins liked watching him—though some of them threw things at the scrying orb because it was dislike-watching.

[Understood By All]

He was a [News Anchor], so he had very good diction despite his clear intoxication thanks to his [Understood By All] Skill. Even Goblins liked watching him—though some of them threw things at the scrying orb because it was dislike-watching.

[Message]

“I’m sick and tired of it. I’m calling a broadcast because we’ve been flooded—this channel—with comments from the audience. [Messages] day after day claiming Sir Relz and I are ‘biased’ as Drakes. Well, you know what?”

Relz Hauscale

“I’m sick and tired of it. I’m calling a broadcast because we’ve been flooded—this channel—with comments from the audience. [Messages] day after day claiming Sir Relz and I are ‘biased’ as Drakes. Well, you know what?”

Noass

Noass took a huge drink out of a canteen and exhaled. You could practically see the fumes drifting from his mouth.

Noass

He slapped the desk as someone tried to pull him off-screen, but Noass refused to go.

Pomle

“And that’s still better than the shitholes they are! Like Pomle. Are they the ‘heroic’ martial artists or a bunch of idiot savages who poked the bear and got hit? They wipe their asses with sand. They don’t even have toilet paper! You want me to talk about bugs in your stupid Nerrhavia’s Fallen? Get a broom and put down some poison. It rains in Desonis, and you’ve got mold? Go bug your [Queen]! Oh wait, you can’t. She’s asleep. Taimaguros? Stupid name. It’s two nations that can’t stop fighting each other. Like an idiot who slaps himself in the head. So stop complaining if I spit facts at you—your nations are bad, and that’s the truth—now let me tell you what I think of Lizardfolk.”

Desonis

“And that’s still better than the shitholes they are! Like Pomle. Are they the ‘heroic’ martial artists or a bunch of idiot savages who poked the bear and got hit? They wipe their asses with sand. They don’t even have toilet paper! You want me to talk about bugs in your stupid Nerrhavia’s Fallen? Get a broom and put down some poison. It rains in Desonis, and you’ve got mold? Go bug your [Queen]! Oh wait, you can’t. She’s asleep. Taimaguros? Stupid name. It’s two nations that can’t stop fighting each other. Like an idiot who slaps himself in the head. So stop complaining if I spit facts at you—your nations are bad, and that’s the truth—now let me tell you what I think of Lizardfolk.”

[Queen]

“And that’s still better than the shitholes they are! Like Pomle. Are they the ‘heroic’ martial artists or a bunch of idiot savages who poked the bear and got hit? They wipe their asses with sand. They don’t even have toilet paper! You want me to talk about bugs in your stupid Nerrhavia’s Fallen? Get a broom and put down some poison. It rains in Desonis, and you’ve got mold? Go bug your [Queen]! Oh wait, you can’t. She’s asleep. Taimaguros? Stupid name. It’s two nations that can’t stop fighting each other. Like an idiot who slaps himself in the head. So stop complaining if I spit facts at you—your nations are bad, and that’s the truth—now let me tell you what I think of Lizardfolk.”

Taimaguros

“And that’s still better than the shitholes they are! Like Pomle. Are they the ‘heroic’ martial artists or a bunch of idiot savages who poked the bear and got hit? They wipe their asses with sand. They don’t even have toilet paper! You want me to talk about bugs in your stupid Nerrhavia’s Fallen? Get a broom and put down some poison. It rains in Desonis, and you’ve got mold? Go bug your [Queen]! Oh wait, you can’t. She’s asleep. Taimaguros? Stupid name. It’s two nations that can’t stop fighting each other. Like an idiot who slaps himself in the head. So stop complaining if I spit facts at you—your nations are bad, and that’s the truth—now let me tell you what I think of Lizardfolk.”

Noass

Someone tried to tackle him. The new Dullahan, Theice, went to grab Noass as he flailed drunkenly at him. The audience heard a few snippets—

Eldavin

Then the broadcast shut off. Needless to say, Eldavin wanted to know who in Wistram had allowed the broadcast to go through—they’d had ten minutes to stop it. He announced Wistram would be investigating the incident, and he shook Telim’s hand and treated the [High Mage] to a lavish dinner that evening.

Telim

Then the broadcast shut off. Needless to say, Eldavin wanted to know who in Wistram had allowed the broadcast to go through—they’d had ten minutes to stop it. He announced Wistram would be investigating the incident, and he shook Telim’s hand and treated the [High Mage] to a lavish dinner that evening.

[High Mage]

Then the broadcast shut off. Needless to say, Eldavin wanted to know who in Wistram had allowed the broadcast to go through—they’d had ten minutes to stop it. He announced Wistram would be investigating the incident, and he shook Telim’s hand and treated the [High Mage] to a lavish dinner that evening.

Noass

After all…it was great television. The numbers on Channel 1 were never higher. Noass’ reputation? Well…Sir Relz had an interesting next morning by himself taking viewer calls all day.

Relz Hauscale

After all…it was great television. The numbers on Channel 1 were never higher. Noass’ reputation? Well…Sir Relz had an interesting next morning by himself taking viewer calls all day.

Noass

But what was more important? The numbers or the commentator? Noass had said what he’d said. How regrettable. Wistram disavowed it. See more on Channel 1, live.

Noass

That morning, Noass’ regrettable comments sparking worldwide furore and condemnation…never reached some of the people he had insulted.

Pomle

Mostly because they didn’t watch the news. Which he probably would have claimed proved his point. But said sand-wiping savages of Pomle were busy.

Orjin

Orjin, the Strongest of Pomle, was sitting in a mud-brick hut that had a cheap roof, it was true. He’d collected the water and mud from the oasis. Found palm leaves, occasionally dueled some of the other members of Pomle over scraps of wood or tumbleweeds, and painstakingly figured out how to make a hut.

Pomle

Orjin, the Strongest of Pomle, was sitting in a mud-brick hut that had a cheap roof, it was true. He’d collected the water and mud from the oasis. Found palm leaves, occasionally dueled some of the other members of Pomle over scraps of wood or tumbleweeds, and painstakingly figured out how to make a hut.

Pomle

Orjin, the Strongest of Pomle, was sitting in a mud-brick hut that had a cheap roof, it was true. He’d collected the water and mud from the oasis. Found palm leaves, occasionally dueled some of the other members of Pomle over scraps of wood or tumbleweeds, and painstakingly figured out how to make a hut.

Pomle

Not by himself. He had copied a kind of design that had been there since Pomle had been founded. You put it along the canyon walls; the old members often had huts like this, if only to store something. Some buried their possessions or dug out part of the canyon to create a cruder cave.

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